Sunday, February 27, 2005

1st Golf of the season
I "played" my first round of golf for the year today. My score was roughly 1.3x10^24 strokes. Well, maybe it wasn't that high, but it might as well have been. I played horribly, and the course was not good. It rained all weekend and there were puddles all over the course. It was so wet that one "puddle had ducks swimming in it. I'm not joking, DUCKS! And because it was so wet, we had to walk, no carts allowed. My fat, old body didn't take it too badly while I was playing, but when I took a bath to clean the caked on mud off of me, I stiffened like I had rigor mortis. Oh the pleasure of playing golf. Helps you know that you're alive, and keeps you humble.